You are watching Pretty Dead Things on Dramaflix

You are watching Pretty Dead Things on Dramaflix

You are watching Pretty Dead Things on Dramaflix

You are watching Pretty Dead Things on Dramaflix

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Pretty Dead Things

Death Never Looked This Good

Description: Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

Genres: Horror, Comedy

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Budget: $22 | Revenue : $0

Runtime: 90 minutes

Release Date: 2006-10-26

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Patrick Pitu

Played Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

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William DeCoff

Played John Welles

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Danielle Lozeau

Played Jennifer Bond

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Ashley Eaton

Played Shelby St. Exxmin

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Ross Kelly

Played Rex Van Horn

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Alexandra Johnson

Played Female Stripper

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Salvatore Marchese

Played Mayor Bowden

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Jason Witter

Played Shane Starkweather

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Jennifer Scharf

Played Keller

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Donald Foley

Played Moe Blu

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Robert Jude Buco

Played Club Hell Janitor

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Heather Cooney

Played Cheery Jogger

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Caleb Emerson

Played Big Jake

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Robin L. Watkins

Played Billy Oswald

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Christopher Calcagni

Played Sinclair the Fluffer

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A. Michael Dias Jr.

Played S&M Whipping Boy

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