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Minty the Assassin

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

Description: MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror

Homepage: http://ground-down.com/minty/

Budget: $0 | Revenue : $0

Runtime: 80 minutes

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Elina Madison

Played Minty

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Anthony Ray Parker

Played Big Boss

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Tabitha Taylor

Played Double Delicious

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Chip Joslin

Played Dr. Brain Bender

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Jacki R. Chan

Played Molly Leviathan

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Hawk Younkins

Played Captain Capability

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Ricardo Mamood-Vega

Played Zen Cowboy

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Elan Tom

Played Bruce Zee

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David A. Lockhart

Played Rat Monster

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Nora J. Novak

Played Cute Postal Woman

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Jade English

Played Hot Security Guard

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McKay Stewart

Played Sensational Ninja

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