Crust
Bill, an ex-boxer, is a failure in life but has no idea what to do about it -- until he meets local dodgy businessman Hamid 'Anything-U-Need' Choudhury. Hamid convinces Bill that there is serious money to be made in man vs animal boxing bouts. Bill cashes in his life savings to buy two meters of living, breathing, armor-plated giant mutant mantis shrimp with a smashing right hook, and sets off for London to fulfill his dreams. Along for the ride are his best friend Steve, ex-condom-factory employee and amateur boxer, Steve's highly-strung girlfriend Shaz, and a misunderstood, club-clawed crustacean who is not as stupid as it seems...
Description: Bill, an ex-boxer, is a failure in life but has no idea what to do about it -- until he meets local dodgy businessman Hamid 'Anything-U-Need' Choudhury. Hamid convinces Bill that there is serious money to be made in man vs animal boxing bouts. Bill cashes in his life savings to buy two meters of living, breathing, armor-plated giant mutant mantis shrimp with a smashing right hook, and sets off for London to fulfill his dreams. Along for the ride are his best friend Steve, ex-condom-factory employee and amateur boxer, Steve's highly-strung girlfriend Shaz, and a misunderstood, club-clawed crustacean who is not as stupid as it seems...
Genres: Comedy
Budget: $0 | Revenue : $0
Runtime: 89 minutes
Release Date: 2003-12-12
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Perry Fitzpatrick
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Madhav Sharma
Played Hamid Choudhury
Mark Bazeley
Played Clive
Lee Oakes
Played Crouty
Enzo Cilenti
Played Todd Higgins
Pat Roach
Played The Bull
Louise Mardenborough
Played Shaz Smyth
John Line
Played Eric
Jim Ranford
Played Jim
Bob Mason
Played Tony
Michael Cooke
Played Gerry
Naomie Harris
Played Receptionist
Cy Henty
Played TV Host
Ulrika Jonsson
Played Herself
Louise Hodges
Played Siren (uncredited)
Claire Lubert
Played Cleaner
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